Things I’ve learned since living in FL

• You shouldn’t buy an ice cream cone in the middle of the day. No one can lick fast enough and it just makes a melty mess.
• Alligators are shy and harder to find than you would think. Although I have seen one basking in the sun on the grass by a pond. 
• If you play outside, even at night, you have to take a shower before bed.
• Bugs are big.
• Traffic is heavy.
• English is not the most commonly heard language.
• Disney signs and stuff in every store and on every road do in fact make one happy.
• Long legged birds look like dinosaurs walking around.
• Waffles taste better if they are shaped like Mickey.
• Sitting on the beach and watching the waves is a great way to spend the day.